Funk Pills

I’ve ordered these a couple of times now, the first time I had them at work and the second time in the pub.

I highly recommend these if you’re just after a nice little buzz and something that isn’t obvious to other people that you’re on something!

These make you feel happy, with a little bit of energy to get you dancing.

And best of all NO COMEDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

These are good for when some of the other Funk Pills are a little too full on. They made me feel happy, relaxed and extremely smiley and were great fun for socialising. I had two and felt like I could chat for hours, which is unusual for me.

Social weaponry indeed! Great fun.

These are just what they say, Social Weaponry!! I work in a call centre and when I can’t be bothered dealing with pain in the arse holiday makers I take a couple of these bad boys to get me through the day!!!
Rock on!

I love these pills. The main attraction for them is that they give you a decent amount of energy and a nice head high but allow you to function normally. The first time I took two an hour or so apart and was actually too hyped up for just a night chillin' at home. I have taken them a couple of times at family events, and though for slight periods of time I would be a little paranoid that I seemed high, for the most part I was just more laughy and chatty than usual. Also very good to take at work. I wear headphones and play music in them, it made everything sound so clear. I don't like my co-workers but I often smiled and chatted at them throughout the day. So if you're looking for something to take as a boost from time to time I highly recommend these.

Jump are a very interesting pill, they are really just an energy pill you can take if you want more energy but don't actually want a high feeling. One pill will just give you a bit more energy and produce no noticeable effects for other people to see. Two pills can give you a bit of a rush and some mild euphoria but is still not really noticeable by other people. Some people take them expecting them to be like XXX or Silver Bullets, they are not. They are for a different purpose someone who wants some energy and little to no “buzz.” So some people are disappointed and say they don't work, this isn't the case. It just does not work for their purposes. If what you want is what I described then this should be a good pill for you.